[Note: As I was finishing writing this review I had noticed a prevalent
trend. Although I don’t regret it because this a blog of my opinions rather
than a completely impartial outlet, here’s a fun drinking game I’ve devised:
take a drink every time I compare Sticker Star to other Mario RPGs. Good luck.]
So I return, metaphorically jumping out of the casket at
a comical moment to inform everyone that I am not, in fact, dead. This past
month of academically induced radio silence holds the new record for longest
amount of time I’ve spent without updating the blog. So now that the honeymooning
period of updates every week or two is over I’ve moved boldly forward in the
realm of not updating, soaring to new heights with the new lows I’m willing to
set. Um, that is to say that, I’m like, reaching a new low in actuality, but I’m
using the phrase new heights to refer to the new record in lows I’m setting,
which on reflection is kind of confusing. I mean, it’s sort of like the lows
are the lowest because they’re the highest speaking in terms of lows, sort of
like if gravity were flipped upside-down and flying high in the sky would actually
be burrowing underground, but oh wait that would mess up the low part of the
analogy. Er…
Okay I can figure this
out, lemme just get out my tape measure…
