Greetings
yet again, weary web travelers! Sit and gather round the fireside for toasty
tales of amateur game analysis. Don’t actually do that though. What, did you
bring your laptop on a camping trip? Knock that off, there’s friends to
tolerate or s’mores to be swiped! Only reason to bring a laptop while camping
is to look up how to avoid a deadly bear mauling. I’ll give you a hint: It’s
not by sitting out in the open with a laptop, you doofus. By the time your
browser loads “Buzzfeed’s 11 Most Shocking Bear Accidents” the animal will be
enjoying it alongside a midnight snack of your succulent flesh.
And
what’s the alternative? That you’re started an indoor campfire next to your
desktop? I appreciate your dedication to verisimilitude, but this blog isn’t
worth a case of fatal arson! At best, it’s worth a few felony misdemeanors and
some light insurance fraud. Anyway, what were we talking about? Oh yes. Super
Paper Mario. We gon’ talk ‘bout it mo’.