I was hanging around in
my room, relaxing after a recent bounty hunter job wherein I slew a horde of a
thousand furious gargoyles. But enough about my boring personal life. The point
is I was doing not much at all but hanging around, basking in the midday
sunshine streaming in through my window. I was also thinking about how I would
probably update my blog soon because I am clearly (but for a few rare exceptions), incredibly punctual and not at all lazy about these things.
It was at this point that
I felt a strange sensation in my upper chest. As I wondered if my diet of snack
food and chocolate might actually be causing what it logically should all the
time, the sensation worked its way up my throat. There was a very brief
pressure in my mouth and…
*ZAWUMPH*
