Well it’s certainly been
a while, hasn’t it? Don’t worry, I’m sure I’ll fabricate I mean uh, fabricate
something completely unrelated to an
explanation of my absence in the usual format, explaining why my
extremely overdue attempts at a holiday special were waylaid. But
that’s not important right now. What’s important right now is that I tell you
of exciting new ground that Genericide Inc. Enterprises LLC Ventures is going to
cover! You see, we (me) here at the headquarters (dorm room) were checking the
latest statistical information on the blog from down at the lab (I don’t have
one of those), and we (still me) discovered a fascinating fact.
This blog doesn’t update
very often!
