That’s right, the death
of video games is upon us. And it’s not from big publishers or the market
crashing again or the latest Sonic the Hedgehog game. No, what’s causing the
death of video games is feminists.
Feminazis want to shut
this down because they’re brainwashing you to think sex appeal and sexism are
the same thing.
Now I would never imply
that girls can’t play games or talk about them, but this recent wave of
feminazi game reporting is slowly killing games we love. You know what I’m
talking about. The recent wave of Tumblr outcry, with whiny SJWs decrying
everything gaming ever stood for as the freaking devil. Well we can’t stand for
this misogynist-crying, sex-appeal-shaming bullshit any longer!
SJWs would have you
believe that games are sexist just because of fanservice, hurting the appeal of
strong female characters like Metroid: Other M’s portrayal of Samus.
Video games are about fun, not politics. If I want to enjoy a game involving ladies with sex
appeal, these hordes of SJW harpies should let me! It’s harmless cheesecake and
catharsis, and running to the comments and harassing innocent gamers about
“inequality” and “progressive social movements” is just bringing everyone down!
Besides, if anything these frigid female virgins should be thanking us, because
if they’d pull their heads out of their asses long enough to do any sort of research, they’d know that
sex appeal is a form of empowerment!
Bayonetta uses her sex
appeal intentionally and there’s nothing wrong with that, and therefore all
other video game sex appeal.
How are we supposed to
enjoy games when we’re always feeling guilty? We didn’t ask for games to become
this big damn vehicle for social change. If we bow to these insane Tumblr
activists then we’ll be sacrificing fun, and by extension everything that makes
any game good! So when you see one of these shrieking girls or male apologists
spitting their brainwashed bullshit on sexism, don’t give them an inch. It’s a
slippery slope, and the slightest bit of compromise or attempt to understand
them will inevitably lead to the death of all video games.
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i know this is a parody, but if this was serious, would it be ironic using Other M when it was anti-feminist with stuff like Adam Malkovich ordering a lovestrucked Samus around and Samus suddenly getting PTSD with a GF-cloned Ridley?
ReplyDeletei mean, fucking Dobson LOVED Other M and bashes Metroid Prime despite being a feminist and SJW himself.
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